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Me watching the ice split

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literally for the rest of my life whenever something gets stuck I’m going to be like “what is this, the Suez Canal?”

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“Be afraid of the quiet ones… they’re the ones who actually think!
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Be afraid of the quiet ones… they’re the ones who actually think!

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I love this

I deadass didn’t know that dark mode existed and I switched over and this is gorgeous.

dark mode swtiches back to blue after a second for me :C

i turned on dark mode for this

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sophie531896273240810891:

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oh my god i hate gay women so much

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floorwildcat:

Holy guacamole and cheddy cheese!

“I mean, that’s not really that impres–JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.”

JESUS FUCK

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One dog has ear medicine she needs and the other one also thinks he needs it tooΒ 

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Oh my gosh, mine does this EXACT SAME THING.

The cocker spaniel is prone to ear infections, so she needs a solution squirted down her ear canal and massaged in on a regular basis. She absolutely HATES it, but she endures it because she’s a good girl and she knows she gets treats after.

The border collie does NOT have ear issues, and doesn’t need the solution, but every time I’ve finished doing the cocker spaniel’s ears, he comes slinking up to me with his tail between his legs and an expression like β€œIt is my turn for the ear torture. πŸ˜”πŸ˜” do your worst. πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”β€ and he will KEEP ACTING LIKE THAT until I put the closed nozzle of the ear solution into his ear and tip it upside down and massage his ear for a bit. Then I tell him he’s done and he immediately turns delighted, because β€œoh, wow, I survived the ear torture, and now I’m just vibrating with delight at my survival, wow, that was rough, but I made it through”

At literally no stage did we ever tell him he needed his ears done. He just saw the cocker spaniel getting it done, and was like, β€œoh. πŸ˜” ear medicine for all of us πŸ˜”β€

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